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THEMED PARTY | Challenge #9: Hugs | House M.D., 3x15, Half-Wit

HOUSE: Your turn?
CHASE: Do you have to do that?
HOUSE: You mean cheapen everyone’s attempt at a human moment by identifying the real calculations that go into it?
CHASE: Yeah.
HOUSE: Yeah, I do.
CHASE: I’m sorry you’re dying; I’m going to hug you. Anything to say?
HOUSE: Well, if you’re considering grabbing my ass, don’t start anything [Chase hugs him]…you can’t finish. Well, as long as we’re just standing here, you mind if we work? How’s the kid’s treatment going? Are you crying?
CHASE: No.

Chase: You sabotaged Foreman’s job interview, didn’t you?
House: Foreman’s already been over this. It wasn’t me.
Chase: Everybody’s chasing ghosts over this. Which means either nobody did it, or somebody wants everybody chasing ghosts. Now, who does that sound like?
House: And why would I do that?
Chase: Because as long as Foreman thought you were guilty, he was gonna be useless around here.
House: You know, sometimes I forget why I hired you.

House: What about you? Got any predictable drivel you’d like to add?
Chase: I think they’ve given you enough already.
House: Well, at least they’re trying. They’re not just sitting there like roadkill. Give me something. Give me something, or I’ll get your ex-smarter half on the phone and ask her.

House: So you busted my nose to keep people off your back.
Chase: Pretty much.

House: Did you get that looked at?
Chase: I’m fine.

House: I was lying. Do the things, the, you know, blah blah blah blah blah, all that stuff the other docs did. If that’s negative, ultrasound his belly. If that’s negative, CT his abdomen and pelvis, with and without contrast. Did I miss anything?
Chase: Kitchen sink?
House: Well, we could certainly give that a – oh, you minx.

Chase: It was my idea!
House: *nyenyenyenye*